petition to pool funds together to buy and turn it into a mastodon instance.

@imani going up to jack dorsey and being like "that's a nice website, but i've got big plans for it... how's this sound" and holding out five rumpled $20 bills

@shoofle whoa now, let's start a little lower and let him argue up to $100

@imani damn you're so right. you've got the eye for this kinda bargaining thing

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